The Balaabodu Days Coming Back Soon or Is It???

Members of MCPW and its fellow supports.Please be informed that the balaabodu days are to be back again for us this month. What am I talking about? Am talking about the highly enticipated return of the BALAABODU NAUFAL. Thats right, he's going to be back in Male'. Well he may not be that balaabodu this time from the way he has been acting up recently. We'll just have to wait and see if old habits die hard or not. So everyone be ready for some BALAABODUSM this November. Only in MCPW.

Life's all about change...

some ppl say lifes all about change.. well in this case it's all real wierd

September Election.

There will be a election held on september to elect a new riyaasee comission member of Maldives Coffee And Pigeons Party.Anyone one who wants to be the member would have to send a mail to
gaintey@gmail.com.the mail should contain why that person should  be appointed as the new member and what's there for me in it if he's elected.
There should be NO CAMPAIGNING, and anyone caught doing it would be disqualified and prosecuted. You have a week to submit your names as candidates.So let the road to election begin and welcome to a NEW DICTATORSHIP.MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

the honorable authoritarian dictator zaeemu leaves maldives!

The honorable authoritarian dictator zaeemu of the Maldives Coffee and Pigeons Party have left Maldives 2 days back, says Giantey the de facto leader.Un confirmed reports says that ex-zaeemu Learsion have already reached his destination; Mauritius.I have tried to confirm this report but i haven't succeeded in that yet.A taxi driver have reported, quoting from an MDP journalist; Ismaalube , that learsion left Maldives to find a way to fix the crack at Male’s northeastern reef.However most MCPW members believe that there is something fishy going on around here , there is some kinda conspiracy!

[Ex-Zaeemu learsion experimenting a water sample at an MCPW meeting-]

photo:moyameehaa's image library

2 weeks before he left Male' he have confirmed that Giantey could not and would not become the next zaeemu, but he would rather be promoted from Naibu-Zaeemu (trainee) to Naibu-Zaeemu.But Giantey have denied this today and said he is the current ruler.He have further said that one seat from the riyaasee commission is now empty and an election would be held soon. "Even the grassroots can compete,but there should not be any campaigning.If any candidate is found campaigning he/she would be disqualified."Giantey told me ,today on msn messenger.He said this is done only for the security of the candidates.He refused to give any further information regarding the elections or his policies, but assured that he would (as requested by learsion) follow the legacy left before him by learsion, and continue the honorable, tyrannic way of ruling.

KOIKA Mystery solved

after hundreds of hours of research and investigating, finally the per son who has been faking as KOIKA has been known...actually not much work was done..just a couple of coffees did enough to get the person's name.
before the person's name is being unvealed we must look into the Consequences which may come out of this..wat the heck ....the person is zaeem rifey.
veriyakah hure mikahala kanthah kurumaky konkahala kameh tho eyna kairin ahaalan beynumeve.

The first kinboo song!

here is the first kinboo song.u have to sing it to the famous madhaha tune...'vadaigen hindhun fahuzamaanuge rasoolaa'...and dont take this as blasphemy ..bcoz this tune is not holy!(dumb people..i have to explain everything in each and every post) u can see the original shifna version on gnatoll forum.. here is a link to download it.

and here is the song.now we need some one to sing it(any volunteers?). just listen to shifna's song at gnatoll and try to imitate.SO, here is the song!

ވަޑައިގެން ހިނދުން ކުޑަ ކިނބޫސޮރު މިޤައުމަށް،
ދިމާކޮށްފިއޭ ކަނޑު މަތިން ބޮޑު ކިޑީބޭ.

ވިޔޭ އަރިއަތޮޅުފަޅުރަށެއް ފަޅުތެރޭގައި،
ވިޔޭ އޭރު އެޑިކީ ވަދާގޮސް އެރޭގާ.


ވަޑައިގެން ހިނދުން ކުޑަ ކިނބޫސޮރު މިޤައުމަށް،
ދިމާކޮށްފިއޭ ކަނޑު މަތިން ބޮޑު ކިޑީބޭ.


ހިފައިގެން ނެޓެއްލާ ގެނެސް މާލެ އެރުވީ،
ސިފައިންގޭން ހަވާލުވި އެތުއްޕުޅު ކިނބޫއާ.

ހިފައިގެން ނެޓެއްލާ ގެނެސް މާލެ އެރުވީ،
ސިފައިންގޭން ހަވާލުވި އެތުއްޕުޅު ކިނބޫއާ.


ވަށައިގެން ޖަހާ ތޭރި ކުޑަ ކޮށްޓަކަށްލީ،
ބަގީޗާއަކަށް ކުޑަކުދިން ލާއެ ތަޅުލީ.

ވަޑައިގެން ހިނދުން ކުޑަ ކިނބޫސޮރު މިޤައުމަށް،
ދިމާކޮށްފިއޭ ކަނޑު މަތިން ބޮޑު ކިޑީބޭ.


މަރާކޮށް އެ ހަނގުރާމަ އެޔޮއް އެސޮރު ބޮޑުވީ،
ވުމަށް މިނިވަނެއްކަމުގަ އެދި ކަރުނަ އޮހޮރީ.


މަރާކޮށް އެ ހަނގުރާމަ އެޔޮއް އެސޮރު ބޮޑުވީ،
ވުމަށް މިނިވަނެއްކަމުގަ އެދި ކަރުނަ އޮހޮރީ.

ފުޅާކޮށް އެ ބޮޑުއަނގަ ދުޢާކޮށް އެހަދަނީ،
ތުރާލުން އެ ޖެހިފާވި މިނިވަން ވެވޭތޯ.

ވަޑައިގެން ހިނދުން ކުޑަ ކިނބޫސޮރު މިޤައުމަށް،
ދިމާކޮށްފިއޭ ކަނޑު މަތިން ބޮޑު ކިޑީބޭ.

ކުރާށޭވި މިނިވަން ކިނބޫސޮރު މިއަދުވީ،
ފުރާނައިންވެ ޤުރުބާން މިކަން އަދު ކުރަންވީ.

ކުރާށޭވި މިނިވަން ކިނބޫސޮރު މިއަދުވީ،
ފުރާނައިންވެ ޤުރުބާން މިކަން އަދު ކުރަންވީ.


ދެކޭހިތްވަނީ މިއަދު އެދުވަސް އިނގޭތޯ،
ވެދޭށޭ އެހީމިކަމުގައި ދިވެހި ދަރިނޭ

ވަޑައިގެން ހިނދުން ކުޑަ ކިނބޫސޮރު މިޤައުމަށް،
ދިމާކޮށްފިއޭ ކަނޑު މަތިން ބޮޑު ކިޑީބޭ.

ހިފައިގެން ނެޓެއްލާ ގެނެސް މާލެ އެރުވީ،
ސިފައިންގޭން ހަވާލުވި އެތުއްޕުޅު ކިނބޫއާ.

dicky saeedh joins free kimboo movement!

Dicky Saeed have joined the free kimboo group on face book!The guy who caught the kimboo..himself have joined the free kimboo movement. But there are many opposing this within MCPW and non -MCPW members of the free kimboo movement.One of the non-MCPW members is Ahmed Azhan Shameem who wants to free the kimboo more than anyone...but wants to eat it after that.so he is not happy with saeedh joining the movement.And MCPW riyaasee commission member Learsion is also having problems with this.he says that he cant trust dicky.so what do you say?we trust dicky and let him help us in this?or we feed him to kimboo?

i believe that if dicky is willing to cooperate and help us free kimboo... we must all forgive Dicky! we must not forget our cause.it is not 'hating dicky' it is 'freeing kimboo'.... maybe some other guys (you know who) out there can learn a lesson from us in this!

any wayz here are the first few posts made my dicky on the face book group.

1.

Croc Dundee wrote
at 9:11pm on June 16th, 2007

Hi! All this is Saeed (Gahaa) also known among other names as Dicky, Kimboo, DP etc. Just to fill u in. The croc was caught on 14th February (Valentines Day) 1998. I was DP of Majeediyya then. I caught it primarily to save the kids who were swimming in the sea in close proximity to the kimboo. i also wish for it to be released/rehabilitated.

2.

Croc Dundee wrote
at 9:14pm on June 16th, 2007

The NSS initially wanted it killed because it was a dangerous animal. But i assured Brig. Gen Adam Zahir that I could bring it safe to Male'. i did. and this is where that has led us eh?

3.

Croc Dundee wrote
at 9:16pm on June 16th, 2007

I believe there are rumours of Kimboo being taken to Sri Lanka or S'pore/M'sia. Unconfirmed as yet. But rest assured I will sign any petition calling for the release of the croc.

4.
Croc Dundee wrote

at 9:45pm on June 16th, 2007

Yup Ashraf it is I working in Colombo at the British School in Colombo as DP. No problems about comments and photos. Am quite open and i believe sincere and honest. Nice to "graffittise"!

5.

Croc Dundee wrote
at 9:23am

No need to apologise... we all make mistakes .... my mother made one .. ME!! I think Azhan is enjoying his new liberation. And talking about liberation , methinks the croc should be freed ASAP. Am going to Male' on holiday in the first week of July. Will talk to key ppl to see what we could do to release the fellow.

Options available seem to be: a zoo in another country (with other crocs to rehabilitate); or send somewhwere for climatising and adjusting and then set it free as in Free Willy (as suggested by members of the forum earlier)! See ya later alligator(s)!

6.
Croc Dundee wrote

at 8:41pm

Yo! If the song's good and makes sense by all means go ahead. I think u guys got a good cause going. And u got a good following too. Keep at it. All the beast (oops!) BEST!!

7.

Croc Dundee wrote
at 3:32pm

Cheers guys! This gives us all spirit I guess. Mebbe I'll see you guys at the gathering in KK-bageecha. Pls watch this space.

8.

Croc Dundee wrote
at 10:24pm

FYI the croc was exactly 4feet nine inches. But what strength in the jaws. When it snaps shut it resounds!! All I wanted was to bring it back home live without killing it. This I did... and then the police took it away. If you look in the Aafathis edition of 15th Feb 1998 you will find pictures. I shall try TVM to see if they have a copy of the video of me grabbing its snout and tying it before handing over to NSS (which they showed on the news). But this would take a while ... crocodile!

Pesticides could be the reason behind pigeon deaths at republican square - Special Investigation Committee

The recent incident of dead MCPW members (pigeons) found at Male', republican square (jumhooree maidhaan) is being investigated by a special committee formed by the MCPW riyaasee commission.One of the members of this committee (Learsion) have said that pesticides might be the cause behind the death of hundreds of pigeons at the republican square.

"It seems they have sprayed pesticide for mosquito control in to the water fountain at this place.and it is believed that the pigeons drank from this fountain,and had died of poison.Tour guides who often visit that area says 200 to 500 pigeons must have died in this incident"said Mr.Learsion.

But he further said that this is no time to come to a conclusion regarding this incident because investigation is still going on.But i guess if this is what the final report of the committee says...there would be problems for the government.Some MCPW members have already gone on coffee strikes regarding this matter to pressure the special committee to speed up their investigation and come out with the final report as soon as possible.

[A little girl feeding the pigeons at republican square:These pigeons have been a source of delectation for the locals and a good tourist attraction.]/photo:Niuma.

It have to be noted that the maldivian government have never shown any hostility against pigeons except a very few times. The famous black friday was indeed a 'very black' Friday for the pigeon populations living in the republican square area.though their homes are located in Ahumadhee Baazaaru roofs and gutters they spend most of their time at the republican square.

Special operation have been conducted by the Maldivian military forces (N.S.S) in the past for killing bats,crows and rats which are considered as pests. but pigeons have never been guilty of any crime which would fall under the Maldives Pest Control Act .There were rumors about government going to kill thousands of pigeons in 2005 and 2006 fearing the Bird flu , but it did not happen like that.So far the only animal related problem between Maldivian Government and the MCPW is the crock in kudakudhinge bageechaa children's park, but now it might might go to another level with the republican square incident.Is it really a government massacre? i guess it is too soon to tell for sure.have to wait for the final report.

Pigeons found dead in Jumuhooree maidhan

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THE LIFE

Thats what the life of the pigeons should be like free and able to roam as much as they want. Then again they flew off when i tried to take the picture.

Face book users form a group to free the kinboo,and makes a petittion.

a group of face book users have joined the 'free kinboo' campaign.you can visit the group from here.There are many activities goin on in this group, like ;an event at kudakudhinge bageechaa to call for its freedom,a T-shirt designing competition..etc.

They have also created a petition calling the chief of the Maldivian armed forces,Highest authority of Islam in Maldives,Chief scout,Zaeemu of Dhivehirayyithunge Party,husband of Society for health education founder Nasreenaa Ibrahim,father Deputy Minister for foreign affairs Ms.Dunya Maumoon,Maldivian President etc etc... General,Sheikh-ul-usthaaz Maumoon Abdhul Qayom al mahaldheebee to free the kinboo (who was imprisoned by the Maldivian Army,and now is at kudakudhinge bageechaa prison).so please make sure u sign the petition here.

ކިނބޫ މަރާލަން ރާވަމުން އެބަދޭ

މައުމޫނުގެ ސަރުކާރުން ކުޑަކުދިންގެ ބަގީޗާގައި އޮތް ކިނބޫ ހައްޔަރު ކޮށްފައި ބާއްވައިގެން މަރާލަން އުޅޭކަމުގެ ހަބަރުތަކެއް އެމްސީޕީޑަބްލިޔު އަށް ލިބިއްޖެއެވެ.ހަބަރު ދިން ފަރާތުން ހާމަކޮށްފައިވާގޮތުގައި ސިފައިންގެ ބެލުމުގެ ދަށުގައި ހައްގުން ކަމަކާނުލާ ހައްޔަރުކޮށްފައި އޮތް މައުސޫމު ކިނބޫ މަރާލުމަށްފަހު ދަރުބާރުގެޔާ ދިމާއިން މޫދަށް އެއްލާލުމަށް ސިފައިންގެ އިސްވެރިން އާދަން ޒާހިރުގެ ސީދާ އަމުރުވެރިކަމުގެ ދަށުން މައުމޫނުގެ އެދުމަކަށް ވަނީ މަސައްކަތް ފަށާފައެވެ.އަދި މިމީހުން އާއްމުކޮށް ކަންތައް ކުރާފަދައިން މިފަހަރުވެސް 'މިއީ ވަރަށް ނުބައި ކިނބުލެކޭ'،'ޕާޓޭ އެކޭ' ކިޔައިގެން އަޑު އެރުވުމަށްވެސް ދަނީ ތައްޔާރުވަމުންނެވެ.ޓީވީއެމް އިން މިކަމާ ބެހޭ ރިޕޯޓްތައްވެސް މިހާރުވަނީ ތައްޔާރުކުރަން ފަށާފައެވެ.މިކަމުގައި އިސްކޮށް އުޅެނީ ހަފްސީ އަބްދުﷲ އާއި ސުލޭމާނު (ސުލޭ) ކަމަށް ހަބަރުލިބިފައިވެއެވެ.ހަލީލު ޓީވީން ވަކިކޮށްފައިވަނީ އޭނާ މިކަމުގައި ބައިވެރިވުމަށް ޖެހިލުންވުމުންކަމަށްވެސް ވެއެވެ.

އެހެންފަހަރު ތަކާ ޚިލާފަށް މިފަހަރު މިމީހުން ވަނީ ޕްރޮޕެގެންޑާ ފަތުރަން މާނުރައްކާތެރި އުކުޅެއް ބޭނުން ކުރަން ފަށާފައެވެ. އެއީ ،ރާއްޖޭގެ އާބާދީ ގެ ދެބައި ކުޅަ އެއްބަޔަށްވުރެ ބޮޑުބައި (ޚާއްސަކޮށް އަންހެނުން) އެއެއްޗަކަށް އެޑިކްޓުވެފައިވާ ހިންދީ ޑްރާމާ ސީރީސްތައް (އާއްމުކޮށް ކިޔާގޮތުންނަމަ ކަސޯޓީތައް) ބޭނުންކޮށްގެން މިކަންކުރުމެވެ. މިގޮތުން ކިނބުލާމެދު މީހުންގެ ހިތްތަކުގައި ނަފްރަތު އުފެއްދުމަށް މައުމޫނުގެ ސަރުކާރުންވަނީ އެކްތާ ކަޕޫރާާ ގުޅައިގެން މަސައްކަތްތަކެއް ފަށާފައެވެ.

މިގޮތުން ދާދިފަހުން' ކަސޯޓީ ޒިންދަގީކޭ' ގައި، ކިނބުލަކީ އަނިޔާވެރި އެއްޗެއްކަން ދެއްކުމަށްވަނީ މަސައްކަތްކޮށްފައެވެ. މިމީހުންވަނީ 23 އޭޕްރީލް2007ަވަނަދުވަހުގެ 'ކަސޯޓީ ޒިންދަގީ ކޭ' ގެ އެޕިސޯޑްގައި އޭގާ އުޅޭ އަނޫރާގު އަށް ކިންބުލެއް ހަމަލާ ދޭ މަންޒަރު ވަރަށް ދިގުކޮށް ދައްކާފައެވެ.ކަސޯޓީއާ ބެހޭ ތަޖުރިބާ ކާރެއް ހާމަކުރައްވާފައިވާ ގޮތުގައި މިއީ މިހާދިގުކޮށް ދެއްކުން ބޭކާރު މަންޒަރެކެވެ.އަދި ކަސޯޓީތަކުގައި އާއްމުކޮށް މިފަދައިން މަންޒަރުތައް ދިގުދެންމިނަމަވެސް މިއީ މީގެ ކުރިން އެކްތާ ކޮށްފައި ނުވާ ޒާތުގެ ކަމެއް ކަމަށާއި މީގެ ފަހަތުގައި ފޮރުވިފައިވާ ކޮންމެސްވެސް 'އެހެން ކަމެއް' ވާނެ ކަމަށް އޭނާ ވިދާޅުވިއެވެ. އޭނާ ފާހަގަ ކުރެއްވި ގޮތުގައި ޕްރޭނާ ، (ބަޑިޖަހާފައި) އަނޫރާގު މަރާލަނީ އަނޫރާގު؛ ބަޖާޖު މަރާލި ކަމަށް ހީކޮށެވެ.(މި ފުރުސަތުގައި ބަޖާޖު މަރުވުމުގެ ހިތާމާގައި ދިވެހި ރާއްޖޭގެ އެއްމެހާ ކަސޯޓީ ބެލުން ތެރިންނަށް ވަރަށް އިޚުލާސްތެރިކަމާއެކު އިބްތިލާހުވެ ހުރެ ތައުޒިޔާ ފޮނުވާލަމެވެ.) އެހެން ނަމަވެސް އަނޫރާގު ގަޔަށް ބަޑި ޖަހާ މަރާލުމަށްފަހު ދެން އެތަނަ ކިންބުލެއް އައިސް އޭނާ ހަފާ ކުދިކުރާ މަންޒަރު ދެއްކުން އެއީ ބޭކާރު ކަމެކެވެ،
އެމްސީޕީ ޑަބްލިޔުއިން އެކްތާ ކަޕޫރުގެ މިނުބައި އަމަލު ކުށްވެރިކުރަމެވެ، އަދި މައުމޫނުގެ އަނިޔާވެރި ކަމުގައި އޭނާ ބައިވެރިވާނަމަ އޭނާ ގެ ގޭދޮރުމައްޗަށް ކޮތަރުސީލުމާ މުޒާހަރާކުރަން އެއްވުން ގިނަވެދާނެ ކަމުގެ އިންޒާރުވެސް ދެމެވެ.

ތިރީގައި މިވަނީ އެ އަނިޔާވެރި މަންޒަރުގެ ވީޑިޔޯއެވެ،

(ނޯޓް: ހިތްބަލި މީހުންނާއި މާބަނޑު އަންހެނުން އަދި ކުޑަކުދިން މި މަން ޒަރުތަށް ބެލުން މާރަނގަޅެއްނުވާނެ.އަދި މިއީ އެއްވެސް ހާލެއްގައި ކިނބުލުގެ އަސްލު އުޅުން ހުންނަ ގޮތެއްވެސް ނޫން.,ނަމަވެސް ބައެއް ސްޓާރ ފޯސް މީހުންގެ އުޅުން މިހެން ހުރޭ.)

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ނިންމާލަމުން ބުނަންއޮތީ؟

ނިންމާލަމުން ބުނަން އޮތީ ކިނބޫ މަރާލާފައި، އެއްލާލައިގެން ލިބޭނެ އެއްވެސް ފައިދާ އެއް ނޯންނާނެއޭ.އެސޮރުގެ ހަށިގަނޑުނަގާ އެމެރިކާ އަށް ފޮނުވައިގެން ޕޯސްޓްމޯޓެމް ވެސް ހަދާނަމޭ.އެމްސީޕީ ޑަބްލިޔުއަކާ ކުޅިކުޅިވަރެއް ނުކުޅެވޭނެޔޭ.
އަދި ނިންމާލަމުން މައުމޫނަށް ރައްދު ދޭނީވެސް (އޭނާ ބޭނުންކުރަމުން މިދާ އުކުޅާ ގުޅޭގޮތުން) ސީދާ ހިންދީ ލަވަޔަކުންނޭ!
ލަވަ އާއި އޭގެ ދިވެހި ތަރުޖަމާ:

ޖަބްހަމް ޖަވާނ ހޯގޭ.
ޖަހައިފިއްޔާ ޖަހާނަމޭ.

ޖާނޭ ކަހާނ ހޯގޭ.
ޖަހާފައި (ފިލަން ވަންނަންވެގެން) ދާނީ ވެސް ، ވަންނާނީވެސް ކޮން ތާކަށްހޭ؟

ޖަހާނ ހޯގޭ ވަހާ ފަރިޔާލް ކަރޭނގޭ.
ޖަހާ ފައި (ފިލަންވެގެން ގޮސް) ފަރިޔާލުމެންގެއަށް ވަދެ އޮތަސް، ނެރެފައިވެސް ޖަހާނަމޭ.

ތުމޭ ޔާދް ކަރޭނގޭ.
ހަބަރުދާރު!، ކަލޭ ހަނދާން ކުރައްޗޭ!!!

ނިމުނީ

Pigeons and Superstitions in Maldives.

Pigeons have been connected to many superstitious believes of Maldivians.May be it is because of their close connection, love and affection towards pigeons.Pigeons are very common domestic birds in Maldives.And i believe that our ancestors have worked hard to make the pigeons' stay in their houses were very comfortable.For example, they used to say..."if a tear drop of a pigeon falls in to a house,that house will surely be abandoned one day and will be haunted (falhuve, naamaanvaane)". Pigeons are considered some what sacred or atleast good beings.Maybe it has the roots in the old story of how Prophet Mohamed and Abu Bakr were saved by God while hiding in the Cave of Mount Thawr(sauru farubadhaige hohalha ) .If you dont know the story, here it is :

"When the people of Mecca knew Prophet Mohamed was migrating to Medina the swordsmen followed their (Mohamed and Abubakr's) tracks until they reached their hiding place (Cave of Mount Thawr) ,and one of them said 'Its entrance is covered with cobwebs, and there is a pair of wild pigeons on the threshold. Obviously, no one could have gone in without disturbing the pigeons and destroying the cobwebs.'

(note: i dunno about the authenticity of the story in islam,it is a story our parents narrated to us(and read it in an islam book at skool),....most maldvians must have heard of it.It is included in Muhammad Husayn Haykal's "The life of Mohamed"[read the page from here].It is also mention by Ibn Katheer in al-Bidaayah wa’l-Nihaayah....so there is a disagreement over its authenticity.for details see this salafi Q&A article.)

and sometimes... something about a gecko is added to the story.its like; when some one said "they could be hiding here" the gecko made the sound it makes.. (tut-tut- tuttut)...thoththoh thalhaalee in dhivehi...it is believed that by this soud...a gecko is saying "yes,yes"....now also if one says something and in the same moment a house gecko makes the sound...he will quickly say..."see,i was telling the truth.the gecko also agreed".It is said that after the gecko told the truth about the prophet and abubakr that day..it was cursed, and now it can never lie (and yes,that could really be a curse right?).

so gecko is considered a bad thing.I think gecko is always considered as something bad in islam.Prophet Mohamed is quoted as Saying:""Kill gecko, for it blew fire on our father Ibrâhîm.(Ahmad)"[source]....whatever it is.... what is important here is the part about pigeons.so lets get back to the topic.

Pigeons are also used in the traditional fanditha black magic.since fanditha is somehwhat about islamic texts and religion.Pigeons are used for different purposes in fanditha.here is one story about it.it was use to make magic to win a football match (this type of magic is called as boogal):

"At the start of the second half, three pigeons flew into the ground. All of the birds were coloured red and yellow — Victory(Sports Club)'s team colours. One of the pigeons went towards the Valencia(Sports Club) bench, and team officials caught it.When the referee went onto the field, the second pigeon was sitting on the centre line. The referee caught it and gave it to the Commissioner of the Match, Mohamed Ameez. Ameez took the bird to the referees' room.The other pigeon sat on the Victory team's penalty line until the end of the game. Although it remained still, no one dared to touch it.This is believed to be a psychological tactic used by Victory supporters to unnerve Valencia. Such tactics have been used before here in a culture where people still believe in the power of superstition and black magic.[source]".....

That's All Folks!

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first banner!

As you all can see,i have made a new banner for this blog.ehhmm....and it is the first banner.i am honored(sharafuveri vefa) to be the first to make a banner for this blog. actually this is the first MCPW blog (i dunno what made the former president, white pony say this is the second!).there was a small website earlier...which is now abandoned(muahahaha).so here is the first banner.

about the banner......it represents the party's strength,cause,unity and also our nation.!.....there are other stuff hidden there...so here..it is!!...the first banner for the MCPW blog.

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PS. the picture of the girl was taken from gnatoll.com and the island pic...duhh..i dont remember ive taken it long time back from flickr. and the pigeon's pic from here. The guy (ah-san) was very unhappy about me stealing the pic. sorry man.that's not my normal way of doing it. the last time is stole from flickr was to make my blog back ground,from zahid.and guess what,my favorite photographer was so kewl,he said he gave me permission to steal it. anywayz..sory man!im very sorry.(btw....which operating system do you use?windows xp...the illegal copy?hehe...just joking.)

Message by former president of MCPW about the blog

Welcome,

my fellow party members, the pigeons, reaasee komitee ge membarun, raiyithun, ministerun, common wealth ge ambedsedor, naibu rais adhi party ge ihulasstheri zaeem.

Assalaa malaikun,

yes, today is indeed a happy day. today we mark the inauguration of the second blog (donno what happened to the first) to serve the aims of MCPW. as u all know MCPW was formed to protect the rights of the pigeons & coffee. ofcourse this is not the only stuff we would be talking about.

the future of MCPW has arrived. we are one of the most dynamic parties the world has yet to see. infact in Maldives we are the most promising parties for the coming election. the extensive campaign program held from March to April to all uninhabited islands by our present president have raised our popularity by 263%.

to cut our long story short, i would like to thank moyameeha for making this blog possible.

thank You

white pony
former president of MCPW

Terrorists attacks a box of pigeons in iraq!

BAGHDAD, Iraq - A bomb hidden in a box of pigeons exploded Friday as shoppers gathered around, tearing through a busy pet and livestock market and littering the blood-soaked pavement with human remains and animal carcasses.

At least 62 people were killed or found dead nationwide, including a U.S. Marine.

The attack at the popular weekly animal market shattered the calm as Baghdad residents strolled past stalls where sellers were peddling birds, dogs, cats, sheep, goats and exotic animals such as snakes and monkeys.[read the rest from the source]

MCPW condemns all sort of violence and this crime against humanity and animals.A box of pigeons was specifically chosen to hide the bomb!!!this is a planned attack on our members in Iraq, by the terrorists who are either against our party policies or pigeons...or coffee.Cofee is very like to be the factor behind this hatred towards the party, local cafe's have been under attack several times in iraq since the US invasion.

NZ to mark National Lamb Day.

WELLINGTON, N.Z. (AP) - New Zealanders' love affair with sheep gained official recognition Friday when the agriculture minister declared Feb. 15 "National Lamb Day."

New Zealand has four million human inhabitants and 60 million sheep. Agriculture Minister Jim Anderton suggested New Zealanders have no reason to be embarrassed about their sheep population and said Lamb Day would mark the 125th anniversary of the first shipment of frozen meat from New Zealand to London.

"We hope all New Zealanders will recognize this meat industry milestone and mark it by enjoying lamb for dinner on Feb. 15, to celebrate 125 years of meat exports," Anderton said.

[source:Associated Press]

Note:MCPW congratulates NZ for this amazing move towards recognising the hard works of sheep and their rights.MCPW ambassador to NZ , Mr.Creepynau have sent greetings to the government of NZ on this occasion.

pics of kinboo

...ive got some pictures of kinboo here,thanx to vegvisir, and the MCPW factfinding mission.

[ so lonely,so sad.in kudagolhi.]

[MCPW (Maldives Coffee and Pigeons Party) ge ,riyaasee commission ge izzaitheri member adhi mi party ge kuree ge raees, kudakudhinge bagechaa gai hayyaru kohfaivaa kinboo ge haalu ballavaa lavvanee.]


For more pictures and bigger images (and notes)...click here.

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Note: First posted on my personal blog.

kudakudhinge bageechaain sitee eh

This is an open letter from the kinboo (ya..that crocodile in kudakudhinge bageechaa- the children's park in Male',which belongs to the NSS).This was written on 10th October 2006.....

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hi everyone!

I have been silent for the last 5 years (or more?) , I have seen a lot of changes (specially political) during these days i have been on Maldivian soil.being imprisoned in a cage like this is such a pain.After the NSS militia (the same guys who put me here) killed a Homosapien (a national of maldives) in jail...and shot many other inmates, these men and women stood up and got many of their rights (from the militia and its leader..al-sheikh Golhaaboa)!

But what about me?I didnt commit any sin.I was just a kid who was lost... all alone.. i was just roaming around in the Maldivaian seas.Im not a national of any country..i dont believe in those stupid borders!But why was that, a school principal on a night fishing trip have to attack me?im not one of his students! an even if he did s o, why sould i be in this cage under arrest?I have no objection if ERC,Eco Care or any other environmental group took care of me and finally set me free (send me back to my habitat, where there is democracy..well..a kind of..).

But being ill-treated and tortured by a bunch of good-for-nothing-good millitants ,working for an aged dictator...?i cant accept this!..i said. I CAAAAANT ACCEPT THIS!..i simply cant..!

Now i dont know who are torturing me The MNDF or Police?? who ever it may be....The gayom is behind all these.And Dicky saeed !!!dont think that you can ignore this by saying that you are not responsible..indeed you are responsible...you must strive to save me now..idiot!!

And pssst...you...the citizens of maldives...i have a special request..."in case, you are removing gayom..like you did to that other guy....u know the so called..sexy president..please inform me..i would love to feast on him"

An one more thing..Why am i here?(a very gud question)...Why the hell am i here?!!!,in the middle of a children's playground,in a park...,in the custody of asia's longest serving dictator, and his militants!!WHY? This is a strange place to be trapped in for 5 or 6 long years!!Isnt this?..now..imagine that one of the homosapiens is abducted by the green meanies (an aggressive alien breed)..., and now he/she is trapped in the molar teeth of a 'royal' alien kid.And this kid sits inthe alien king's courtyard, an every now and then crowds of aliens gathers around it to make it laugh (so that they can see the homosapien trapped in the molar teeth, and piss on him/her).Will any of the homosapiens enjoy this?(given that the mouth of these creatures smells like 'the worst smell ever').

I am sure if he/she some how manage to survive and can return to earth (maybe the UN,US or Nato will save him/her), the world will make a big emotional story out of it,they will write stories about it (the person abducted will be rich ...selling his autobiography....'trapped in the molar', Royston Ellis would rewrite gayoms biography including his calling to the UN to save the homosapien.matt stone and trey parker would dedicate south park episodes for the incident.Bush will declare war against the green meanies (if there is something (like oil) which would interest a bloody capitalist).Oprah will bring him or her to her show and award the audience with a billion dildos.Whats more..NGC and discovery will make specials for it....maybe James Cameron will make a romantic movies out of it ......

'sigh'

But still my question remains unanswered.Ok...am i here to entertain kids?If that is the reason..i can atleast feel good about my suffering..its a little bit better i guess..But it is not the case..IT IS NOT..im being used to threaten kids (sniff..sniff)

I can hear those people say.."basnaahanyaa kinbulah dheynee!" and the kids cry aloud..in fear.I dont like that ...see....i dont like children (i like them ...but not as food).No..im not like jeffrey dahmer.....im not even like a tiger..or most of the homosapiens....im a vegetarian (though not very strict) but still my idea of eating that gayom thingy is there.

So, the simple truth is that i am kept here to threaten children without my wil.....I am used to cast terror in to the hearts of pure,innocent kids...im forced to be a terrorist (hey bush..where the hell are you,its that word..the 'T word').

And look at this space.I have grown a lot since i have been captured, yet they wont give me more space...so that i can move around freely..or atleast rest my muscles peacefully!The pain of being forced to terrorise children is more than this pain i have; living in a small cage!

Whats more...that gayom have even taken my identity as he took the honorary title of kilegefaanu from the previsous president, Nasir! Now..he is doing worse than that to me..U see..each and every plant here (in kudakudhinge bageechaa park) have a name tag (even with the scientific names)..but i dont..I want every one to know more about me..i want em to know my sex,age,type,biological name, and everything!I want to be free.... but until then i want to have the maximum rights from the torturers..i want all my rights back..wats more..i even want to have free internet and a blogger account!

...i would like to express my feelings through this famous dhivehi language poetry (raivaru) verses.





Which can, roughly be translated in to english as....

This much of turmoil.
So much of torturing.
With pleasure and joy,you are doing it.
What; in your heart is against me?
What betrayal,is this for ?
What wrong have I done?

I call the world (specially the Maldivians) to set mee free or atleast make life more comfortable for me.I call the media to cover my story.I want everyone's help in my fight for freedom.I do thank MCPW (maldives coffee and pigeons party) for their concern over my condition.... and i call them to continue with their poster campaign to pressure the golhaabo...to free me.And specially....i thank moymeehaa for helping me in communicating with these stupid homosapiens!...thanx a lot.these people wont give any right without a fight..so lets fight!...golhaaboa isthiufaa..adam zahir..isthiufaa!...kinboo minivankurey!


Suffering at the hands of golhaaboa.

(signed)

Kinboo.

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Th-th-that's all folks!

NOTE:This was first posted here on my blog.