Sunday, August 12, 2007

the honorable authoritarian dictator zaeemu leaves maldives!

The honorable authoritarian dictator zaeemu of the Maldives Coffee and Pigeons Party have left Maldives 2 days back, says Giantey the de facto leader.Un confirmed reports says that ex-zaeemu Learsion have already reached his destination; Mauritius.I have tried to confirm this report but i haven't succeeded in that yet.A taxi driver have reported, quoting from an MDP journalist; Ismaalube , that learsion left Maldives to find a way to fix the crack at Male’s northeastern reef.However most MCPW members believe that there is something fishy going on around here , there is some kinda conspiracy!



[Ex-Zaeemu learsion experimenting a water sample at an MCPW meeting-]
photo:moyameehaa's image library


2 weeks before he left Male' he have confirmed that Giantey could not and would not become the next zaeemu, but he would rather be promoted from Naibu-Zaeemu (trainee) to Naibu-Zaeemu.But Giantey have denied this today and said he is the current ruler.He have further said that one seat from the riyaasee commission is now empty and an election would be held soon. "Even the grassroots can compete,but there should not be any campaigning.If any candidate is found campaigning he/she would be disqualified."Giantey told me ,today on msn messenger.He said this is done only for the security of the candidates.He refused to give any further information regarding the elections or his policies, but assured that he would (as requested by learsion) follow the legacy left before him by learsion, and continue the honorable, tyrannic way of ruling.

4 comments:

white pony said...

let the tyrany continue

kureege rais

Creative lieing..it works said...

mi aniyaa veri veri kamah nimumeh nei baa................

Anonymous said...

May learsion find the peace he seeks within ruthlessness

Denekasrof said...

hahahhahahahhahah....giantey istiufaaaaaa.....long live learsion(our true leader-though alittle wacky)